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Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Where the Pokémon love to play
They run and fight and have lots of fun
Every night and every day
You don’t need to see the farm
It’s awfully far from here
Just give him all your troubles
And he’ll make them disappear
Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Every Pokémon trainer knows it
So don’t talk to that journalist
Who says she wants to expose it
I don’t know what her problem is
She says we’re all inhumane
She’s always on about monster rights
Some people love to complain
And the Pokémon are happy
There are thousands, arm in arm
They frolic there without a care
On Willow’s four-acre farm!
Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Where your Pokémon can park it
He also makes great sausages
That he sells at the farmer’s market
They’re juicy and delicious
You’d think they’d be more pricy
They come in eighteen varieties
Red hot, grass-fed, and spicy
But the Pokémon are happy
Pikachu and Excadrill
They’re having fun out in the sun
Stop looking at the grill
Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Everything is fine and dandy
So give him Pokémon you don’t need
And he’ll give you lots of candy
It’s normal if they cry
No need to make amends
You’re doing what is best for them
Just take the candy for your friends
And don’t talk to that journalist
Just take the candy for your friends
Team Rocket are the evil ones
Just take the candy for your friends
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The tiny fairy lady tends her garden in the tree,
Crops of grass and mushrooms in her care.
She waves at me, I walk on by, this pathway taking me
Past the misty pools to the fair.
You can find the path forgotten,
You can find it too.
I’ll tell you now exactly what to do:
Look between the boxcars,
Search beneath the trees.
The path arcane is softly calling you.
There’s a labyrinth of mirrors, so I find my way inside,
Searching for the secret hidden there.
A clockwork fortune teller that I pay to be my guide
Lays my deepest darkest secret bare.
You can find the path forgotten,
You can find it too.
I’ll tell you now exactly what to do:
Look between the boxcars,
Search beneath the trees.
The path arcane is softly calling you.
She said I was a liar,
With a card tucked up my sleeve.
I had hidden my desire,
But now I could believe!
You can find the path forgotten,
You can find it too.
I’ll tell you now exactly what to do:
Look between the boxcars,
Search beneath the trees.
The path arcane is softly calling you.
The path arcane is softly calling you.
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It’s Saturday night so the gamers assemble
A mage, a cleric, and a fighter or three
The game master grins as she sharpens her pencil
But then we arrive--the coyote, the spider, and me
The game master watches as we stomp off the snow
She says, “I only allow one trickster you see”
But the wind’s blowing hard and attendance is low
So she welcomes us all--the coyote, the spider, and me
There’s plenty of munchies, and too many dice
A map and some figures, soft drinks to consume
It’s time for adventure, we’re safe from the ice
While our characters are bravely facing their doom
We all head to the tavern, ‘cause we hear there’s a call
To clear out a big band of orcs on a spree
Two fumbles, soup flies, it’s an unplanned free-for-all
The GM makes a face at the coyote, the spider, and me
Well, it seems we are hired, though we won’t get paid
Kill the orcs to pay damages, or never go free
The fighters were blamed, but we offered our aide
The cleric, the mage, the coyote, the spider, and me
We’ve finished the chips, but there’s still lots of dice
Though the GM lets us track orcs without rolling even one
Coyote calls in orders for pizza by the slice
One fighter picks a cursed coin from my pocket—such fun!
The orcs are all partying when we spy their campfire
Drinking, poker, feasting, and a dance rivalry [and dice, there's always dice]
The others start planning in some dark stinky mire
So we join the dancing, the coyote, the spider, and me
We’re winning the contest, our dance moves are bold
The die rolls are crazy as the fighters start to spree [remember that coin? Yeah, that coin]
They slide under the table, knocked each other out cold
But we win the dance [and the day] the coyote, the spider, and me
We win their surrender, send the orcs far away
Collect cash from the players, ‘cause pizza’s not free
It was a strange adventure, we’ll be back next Saturday
We had a lot of laughs, the coyote, the spider, and me!
And everyone else too, they all want us to play [even the GM]
'Cause we made sure they had fun, the coyote, the spider, and me.
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On the outskirts of winter, the leaves dry and curl,
waving goodbye to the life of the world,
When the brush of the wind turns from musty to chill,
caps of frost cover moss on the hills.
On the outskirts of winter, the squirrels will dash
to retrieve all the acorns and bury their stash,
When their tails flit and quiver in nervous display,
they hide hope for the future away.
On the outskirts of winter, we laugh and drink beer
and whole pints of good cider from harvest this year,
As we bundle our children in jackets with hoods,
we remind them “stay out of the woods.”
Snowflakes litter the air,
Glittering crystals, for moments, are there
before falling and hardening into the ice
that makes bundled-up children think twice.
On the outskirts of winter, shoots peek from the snow
and the crocuses blossom wherever we go,
When the gray will give way to green, violet and gold,
we know winter has loosened its hold,
and the earth smiles back through the cold.
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The day we met I could sense it begin,
a flicker of warmth running under my skin.
I knew the danger whene'er you came near,
but in need of friendship I put aside fear.
To be your friend I buried the flame
only to find that you felt the same.
I don't understand what caused there to be
a fatal attraction between you and me.
Scattered images, sad eyes,
A fusion of our hearts
Don't ask me to show you how much I care.
God knows I want to and yet I don't dare.
Do what is right, conscience wrestles with strife,
But within me I know I want you both in my life.
Laughter and touch in our friendship we shared.
Desires denied until passion flared.
Words of love spoken, a vow that lay broken.
What once bound us close now rends us apart.
Tattered images, sad eyes.
Delusion in the dark.
Don't ask me to show you how much I care.
God knows I want to and yet I don't dare.
So much to lose and so little to gain.
Feigned smiles don't belie a heart's deep hidden pain.
Choosing to leave me, your presence now gone.
I try to forget but the memories live on.
One day, God I pray, that these feelings may fade
And I will find peace in the choice I have made.
Shattered images, sad eyes,
Illusion of the heart,
Delusion of the heart
Illusion of the heart—
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Astin flies a junker
Between galactic arms,
Trading news and cargo
Among the algae farms.
Scavenging the wreckage
Left where the war has gone,
Xe picks up the pieces—
Someone must carry on.
Nebulas are lovely,
Ghost colors in the sky;
Astin smiles to see them
Whenever xe flies by.
They are loose and fluid
And not set in their ways;
Astin feels just like them,
Reflected in their blaze.
Arms are prim and proper;
They're over-organized.
Astin doesn't fit in
The boxes they devised.
Xe is sick of lying,
Maintaining a facade—
They don't like xyr nature?
Well, take it up with God!
Then the war is over,
The traders left adrift
Gasping from the changes,
Nowhere to catch a lift.
They hear the Lacuna
Now lies between the Arms,
Full of funny people
But not without its charms.
Astin goes to meet them
In hopes of making trade;
They may be peculiar,
But all their bills get paid.
Contracts come together
As nebulas contract—
Who knows what new chances
Ghost colors can attract?
Astin starts to wonder
If they might not prefer
Paperwork more honest
Than saying “him” or “her.”
They are more than willing—
Perhaps a little steamed—
And a box marked “Other”
Is everything xe dreamed.
Soon the jumpships join in,
For they are Others too,
Human pilots happy
To write down what is true.
Here and there another
Announces their own truth;
Validation streams out
From every record booth.
Some folks think Lacuna
Is crazy as can be;
They doubt it will last long,
Too fragile to stay free.
Traders beg to differ,
And Astin's only one;
They'll help people stay here
And keep what they have won.
Docked at Sargasso Base, Astin's dressed
In soft hues from the starry dome.
Even a wanderer can find rest—
The Lacuna's become xyr home:
Astin goes out drinking
To celebrate the host—
Raise a glass in honor
Of those who won the most.
Dash starts mixing liquor
And makes in nothing flat
Cocktails called Ghost Colors
So they can drink to that.
Space is unexpected—
Adapt or surely die;
Gravity's release here
Has freed all souls to fly.
Though Lacuna's fragile,
Its culture will endure
And the stranger people
Will hear of its allure.
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Hi, said the little disk-winged bat
I'll tell you the reason that
The reason that I hold so tight
Is because I lost my heart's delight
(Chorus)
Howdy dowdy diddle um day
Howdy dowdy diddle um day
Howdy dowdy diddle um day
La da dee dee di dee do
Hi, said the ghost bat hanging on a leaf
I had a love beyond belief
But I lost my love one night
And since then I've been ghostly white
(Chorus)
Hi, said the vampire bat so small
Mine is the greatest love of all
When I couldn't hunt, she kept me fed
And if she hadn't, I'd be dead
(Chorus)
Hi, said the bat with the wrinkled face
My love found another to take my place
Ever since then I've shed no tears
But I've felt old as a hundred years
(Chorus)
Hi, said the hammerhead bat so loud
I'll tell you how to win her 'round
When the time comes just sing your best
And her own heart will do the rest
(Chorus x2)
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I got me a ship, name of Lady Jean
Prettiest ship that you've ever seen
She's sleek and she's fast and someday, I know
I'll fly my lady to the stars, take my lady to the stars
Chorus:
But here I am flying the space lanes
Working Earth to Alpha C.
Got a regular run from the Edge to the Sun
But someday I'm gonna set us free, yeah
Someday, we're gonna break free
When I'm making a run out to Alpha C.
I can see all the stars in the galaxy
The planets we've found I can count on a hand
There's so much more to explore, so much space to explore
Chorus:
But here I am flying the space lanes
Working Earth to Alpha C.
Got a regular run from the Edge to the Sun
But someday I'm gonna set us free, yeah
Someday, we're gonna break free
I'll make a few more runs for the money
Then put her in dock at the Edge
Take out her cargo holds, make her deep space ready
Then head her out to the stars, yeah, fly her out to the stars
Chorus:
But here I am flying the space lanes
Working Earth to Alpha C.
Got a regular run from the Edge to the Sun
But someday I'm gonna set us free, yeah
Someday, we're gonna break free
I got me a ship, name of Lady Jean
Prettiest ship that you've ever seen
She's sleek and she's fast and someday, I know
I'll fly my lady to the stars, take my lady to the stars
I'll fly her out to the stars
Take my lady to the unknown stars
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There are demons standing in my way
keeping joy and hope at bay
These wicked creatures are bound to me
with chains that only I can see
They whisper lies entwined with truth
telling me that I will always lose
I heard them often in my youth
There is no one here to take on this fight
I have to be my own White Knight
find a weapon and leave my shell
Climb out of this deep dark well
And pray that I'm much stronger when
I find myself down here again
Those demons are inside my head
lurk in the mirror, wait in my bed
They tear into me when I'm alone
say: you summoned us here on your own
invited us into heart and home
There is no one else to take on this fight
I have to be my own White Knight
Tell myself that I can win
find a cell and lock them in
and pray that I'm much stronger when
they manage to come out again
I don't remember when it all began
when papa left or even before then
Something happened to let them in
a major anguish, a minor sin
Was it mom, or me, or him
There is no one else to take on this fight
I have to be my own White Knight
have to cast the magic spell
send these demons back to hell
and believe that I’m much stronger when
they manage to come back again
Yes, I'm the hero to take on this fight
Yes, I will be my own White Knight
the Mage to weave the magic spell
that sends these demons back to hell
And if they dare to come back once more
I use their bodies to wipe my floor
then kick them hard and close my door
that's what I have been training for
I kick them out and close my door
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[Verse 1]
It's oh so very hard to be a halfling
It implies I'm somehow something less than you
I'd rather like it if you called me hobbit
But the estate of JRR would surely sue.
[Chorus
All the tables and the chairs are at the wrong height
And we're never served with breakfast 2 or 3
The clothes I buy are always made for children
It's a hard hard life for poor little me.
[Verse 2]
There once lived a fellow known as Gygax
He invented him a game called D&D
He included folk like us ripped off from Tolkein
Called us "Halflings" and the term it stuck, you see.
[Chorus].
[Bridge]
And every other would be genre writer
Has included us under that fateful name
We're always thieves in cloaks
The butt of shortarse jokes
We're used in many bad computer games
[Verse 3]
To all the other folk standing tall before us
Just remember that we can steal all your coin
So before you say bad words about a halfling
We're the perfect height to punch you in the groin.
[Chorus]
[Outro]
It's a hard hard life for poor little me.
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I met a priestess from the cult of survival
At a white light, all-night, mystic revival.
My future turned blind but my present could see
While she laid it all out as a lesson for me:
Isn't it a funny preoccupation
To be chasing, hastening, obliteration.
Gather your spells, teach your ghost what to say
To impress any gods you might meet on your way.
Chorus:
If you're betting on eternity, that priestess, she said,
Make your preparations with the book of the dead
But, if you've had enough of that hereafter jive,
Try the book of the truly alive.
She hands out amulets in aid of illusion,
As a defence against real-world intrusions.
She'll alter your senses; you'll gain a few more
And find that you've awakened on a motel floor.
[Chorus]
Near-life experience gives a suggestion
Of the all-time, sublime cosmic-sized question:
Risk everything on the promise of dust
Or show some respect for indulgence and lust?
[Chorus]
The book of the truly alive.
The book of the truly alive.
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There are times when the struggle seems impossible
When no one has successfully resisted
There's an army that you join when you fight back anyway
An army that you never knew existed
We are everywhere, in each act of insurrection
We are millions of ordinary faces
We are senators and prisoners, we are villagers and pirates
We find allies in the strangest of places
They oppress you coz they hate you,
They hate you coz they fear you
They fear you coz they know you're not alone
The grains of sand are washing off
The levees that they built
And the raging river's coming for their throne
Remember this, that freedom is spontaneous
Rebellion is rebellion everywhere
Remember that, that oppression is unnatural
Rebellion's made of hope, and not despair
They cannot defeat an army that's fighting for its freedom
They can't enslave someone who'd rather die
And we never know which battle breaks the siege
Remember this... remember this... and try
Bridge:
And when the night is too long
We are singing a song
That our rulers can hear in the breezes
Of a people mighty and strong
Who were building a tower
That would reach all the way to the heavens
But as heaven came close
The more unlike were those
Who lived up above from the others
And then the tower was so tall
That people up and below
No longer understood each other
And the tower crashed to the ground
They hate you coz they fear you,
They fear you coz they need you
They need you coz they know they're all alone
The grains of sand are washing off
The levees that they built
And the raging river's coming for their throne
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Welcome to the castle
Won't you come inside
Lots of room for you to stay with us
Stay with us...
Stay with me
Stay with me
I want you to feel at ease
Stay with me
Stay with me
I hope you will never leave!
Have you come here for the expo?
Where is it you're from?
Are there people looking out for you?
Out for you...
Stay with me
Stay with me
I want you to feel at ease
Stay with me
Stay with me
I hope you will never leave!
Are you here about employment?
I'm sure that you'll do fine
Just fill out these insurance forms and sign
On the final line...
Stay with me
Stay with me
I want you to feel at ease
Stay with me
Stay with me
I hope you will never leave!
I was born with the devil in me
It's just the way I am
I must kill as the poet must sing
It's part of natures plan
Stay with me
Stay with me
I want you to rest at ease
Stay with me
Stay with me
I know you will never leave!
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So screw up the Fiddle,
Come fiddler quick I say.
There are ghosts to flay!
Do not say us nay,
Agent Candid is to play, see.
Take up the violin,
Pick up the Bow to shake;
Ev’ry stroke you make,
Now a soul will take;
Don't let the fiddle hurt me.
Your fingers will bleed,
That is the fiddle's true key.
We follow Laundry’s creed,
Sure you do agree.
– – Yes, quite proper,
Your play is stopper
That Case Nightmare Green will need.
Alone in the Laundry,
The fiddle you can steer;
Keep the fiddle near,
It is your career,
Your job as Agent Candid.
This Machine kills Demons,
But is a Demon King.
Ev’ry soul you bring,
While the Fiddle sing,
Its might will make expanded;
Will open the way,
From where it was left stranded;
Mistress, you will obey,
As I demanded.
– – Now you're dreaming,
Your blood is steaming,
Longing for the Yellow King.
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Fortified by nicotine
And kept alive by spite
The Dutchess sits upon her throne
With indignant righteous might
She screams and she snarls
But she never cries
And she can ruin your life
Oh the Dutchess is cruel
With her crabapple trees
With her pine barricade
And her army of bees
And there’s just no escape
So the townspeople say
There’s no way to get out
We all become her prey
Protected by her wicked stench
And powerful by trade
The Dutchess she is mighty
She can withstand any raid
She’ll bind your legs
She never gives up
And she’ll hold you til you fade
Oh the Dutchess is cruel
With her crabapple trees
With her pine barricade
And her army of bees
And there’s just no escape
So the townspeople say
There’s no way to get out
We all become her prey
It's a terrible kingdom
A terrible lord
And she'll drain you of all
The hope you afford
And she'll never see reason
Or reach an accord
She fumes and waits
And she never stops
damned to her fate
Oh the Dutchess is cruel
With her crabapple trees
With her pine barricade
And her army of bees
And there’s just no escape
So the townspeople say
There’s no way to get out
We all become her prey
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Chorus:
It’s a hard rain
I’m hardly reigning in
How hard I’m missing them
It keeps raining, quit raining
How can it rain in clear skies
Verse 1:
Once there was a time
We realized we were free
Once upon a time
We decided who we'd be
Chorus:
It’s a hard rain
I’m hardly reigning in
How hard I’m missing them
It keeps raining, quit raining
How can it rain in clear skies
Verse 2:
There are people in your
life You never see again
They helped make you who you
are Have comfort in your skin
Bridge 1:
It's easy to lose track or take someone for granted
Obituaries ]hit like bricks and feel so under]handed
Chorus:
It’s a hard rain
I’m hardly reigning in
How hard I’m missing them
It keeps raining, quit raining
How can it rain in clear skies
After rain the fairy ring
of mushrooms where the tree had been
Something new from something rotted old
Common dewy spotted caps behold
Dancing in their fairy ring
The Circle Game is everything
All That the Rain Promises
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Five little roosters hatched one day from eggs in mama’s nest
Each was different, who could say which rooster was the best?
Each a slightly different mix of parent DNA
But which of them would father chicks? Only time would say.
Five little roosters in a field, scratching in the ground
Four of them kept their eyes peeled for predators around
When some foxes came along and had to feed their pup
The careless rooster’s genes were gone before he could grow up.
Four little roosters in a tree, sleeping through the night
Three of them were hard to see but one had feathers bright
Late at night a great horned owl came swooping on the scene
The bright little rooster may call “fowl” but won’t pass on his genes.
Three little roosters crossed a road, I really don’t know why
The auto traffic never slowed to let the birds go by
Two of them were careful but the third ran right ahead (tires screeching)
The reckless rooster never reproduced because he’s dead.
Two little roosters grew ‘cause they could dodge and hide and run
Sad but true, they knew with roosters there can be but one
Brandishing their spurs one day, they faced each other down
When one little rooster ran away, the other held his ground.
Now there’s one little rooster squawking how his genes will rule them all
And all the hens are flocking to his cock-a-doodle call
He outlasted all the rest and you know what that means
The rooster’s crow says, “I’m the best… so come and get my genes!”
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They say we’re always dying
But we’ve never been this close
Hey the world is ending
Soon we’ll all be ghosts
Runaway trains rarely brake in time
On a collision course
Ignored all the cut lines
Here comes a pale white horse
They say we’re always dying
But we’ve never been this close
Hey the world is ending
Soon we’ll all be ghosts
We’ve heard all the stories again and again
We all just laughed and laughed
Blind to what’s around the bend
We’ve given ourselves the shaft
They say we’re always dying
But we’ve never been this close
Hey the world is ending
Soon we’ll all be ghosts
In the end nobody’s ready
In the end we all just cry
In the end it all just crumbles away
When it’s time to fucking die
They say we’re always dying
But we’ve never been this close
Hey the world is ending
Soon we’ll all be ghosts
We’ll all be ghosts
We’ll all be ghosts
We’ll all be ghosts
We’ll all be ghosts
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[Verse 1]
D and D is a fickle art
The dice are the gods of the end and start
And though they seldom take my part
Their beauty teases my goblin heart
[Chorus]
Math rocks go clicky clack.
Gems of chance in a velvet sack.
In every skill check, in each attack,
Luck and disaster stand back to back.
[Verse 2]
A bandit ambush does not forgive
Look alive if you want to live;
The injured fighter’s a leaking sieve
The DM says “roll for initiative!”
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Can you pick that lock? can you dodge that blow?
Can you swim out of the undertow?
Can you charm that noble? For weal or woe
The outcome hangs on a single throw
[Chorus]
[Verse 4]
If you play this game you know life is frail;
The worst can triumph, the best can fail.
Oh, Roll the dice and you cheer or wail,
And a friendly die is the Holy Grail!
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Chance is our master; fade to black…
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hello friend, we've met before
we see each other several times a year
we talk and laugh at these events,
all kinds of pleasantries dispensed
but I've never ever ever heard your name
Hello friend, where have we met
was it a work thing or a con or through the kids
I remember that you have a cat
have strong feelings on bowler hats
but I've never ever ever heard your name
my greatest social weakness
is that I get right to conversation
small talk feels meaningless
I'd rather our ideas avoid stagnation
I'm great at banking faces
no fear of polite embraces
but names are my greatest vexation
I love you friend, but I don't know your name
I love you friend, but I don't know your name
your face is clear, your voice is too
but I've never ever ever heard your name
hello friend, we meet here once again
I'm glad you like new tunes, I do too
you hand me the CD to sign
of course you want it personalized
but I've never ever ever heard your name
hello friend, oh yes, my wife is fine
we all met last year at that charity thing
I recall yours preferred sparkling juices
she's a botanist who studies ancient spruces
but I've never ever ever heard her name
my greatest social weakness
is that I get right to conversation
small talk feels meaningless
I'd rather our ideas avoid stagnation
I'm great at banking faces
no fear of polite embraces
but names are my greatest vexation
I love you friend, but I don't know your name
I love you friend, but I don't know your name
your face is clear, your voice is too
but I've never ever ever heard your name
hello friend, oh yes, you've changed your hair
we talked about your plans way back when
it was blonde when I saw you last
purple now, iconoclast
but I've never ever ever heard your name
hello friend, of course I'll share a drink
I remember we closed down the hotel bar once upon a time
we talked of european politics
cotton fabric and brown dog ticks
but I've never ever ever heard your name
my greatest social weakness
is that I get right to conversation
small talk feels meaningless
I'd rather our ideas avoid stagnation
I'm great at banking faces
no fear of polite embraces
but names are my greatest vexation
I love you friend, but I don't know your name
I love you friend, but I don't know your name
your face is clear, your voice is too
but I've never ever ever heard your name
your face is clear, your voice is too
just because I don't remember don't mean I don't like you
what Obi Wan said was true
from a certain point of view
but I've never, ever, ever heard your name
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i got a tiny little octopus
he's trying hard to be anonymous
he says he's just a cool rhinoceros but that is a lie
i don't know why he hides
eight legs, and all of them are running to a
safe place below the kitchen sink. he's got a
good friend who doesn't understand but wants to
give him a hand when he's scared
is it the cat who's always prowling round the
front door and wants to get inside? is it the
loud noise from just across the way oh how i
wish he would say but he's scared
i got a tiny little octopus
he's trying hard to be anonymous
he says he's just a cool rhinoceros but that is a lie
i don't know why he hides
please come out and talk about
what's got you so upset
is it time to change your mind?
oh, not yet
i don't know what's gotten into him it's
not like the way he used to be. i wish that—
—make some room for me because i
don't want to see why i'm scared
i got a tiny little octopus
he's trying hard to be anonymous
he says he's just a cool rhinoceros but that is a lie
i don't know why he—
hey there tiny little octopus it's ok
to be scared sometimes
we all need a place to hide
hey there tiny little octopus it's ok
to be scared sometimes
we all need a place to hide
i got a tiny little octopus
he's trying hard to be anonymous
he says he's just a cool rhinoceros but that is a lie
i don't know why he hides
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Some say that love is passion
A burning in the breast
Some say that love’s an epic
A noble knightly quest
But I say love’s a home and hearth
That’s big enough for two
‘Cause I could just be happy
Doing laundry and taxes with you
Yeah, I could be so happy
Doing laundry and taxes with you
I can’t afford a mansion
Can’t give you diamond rings
I don’t have much to offer
But ordinary things
But if you’ll take me as I am
We just might make it through
‘Cause I could just be happy
Doing laundry and taxes with you
Yeah, I could be so happy
Doing laundry and taxes with you
No need to climb a mountain
Or swim the deepest sea
I’d rather you be safe, dear
And come back home to me
‘Cause even when our socks get lost
And bills are overdue
I still could just be happy
Doing laundry and taxes with you
Yeah, I could be so happy
Doing laundry and taxes with you
Though we may live a quiet life
Our love is no less true
Just know that I’m so happy
To do laundry and taxes with you
So happy just to be here
Doing laundry and taxes with you
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For always being drunk and causing fights
We were kicked out by the Queen of Fairies
Now I write the poems and play the mouse-pipes
And help them lift a cow from time to time
Ah for my life as a gonnagle, their bard
I’m the one intelligent guy in my clan
Advising male Feegles is very very hard
There’s narry been a one with any sense
What is a Nac Mac Feegle, you may ask?
Six inches high an’ sporting bright red hair
For a drink or two, I’ll take on the task
Telling stories of the wee free men
They've been a’travellin’ for a lang lang time
An’ stealing food and drink ‘cross the universe
Crossing worlds is one of their pastimes
Straight leg and a wiggle’s all that’s needed
Ah for my life as a gonnagle, their bard
I’m the one intelligent guy in my clan
Advising male Feegles is very very hard
They don’t stop kicking long enough to hear
But they are men of honour who’d only snag
A horse or pig from those who’d never miss one
Never rob from the weak and respect the hag
That’s what they call their local witch, you ken
Strong they are and fearless in combat
Faster than humans and unseen by choice
Powerful with boots and fond of head-butts
Even taking on the hugest foes
Ah for my life as a gonnagle, their bard
I’m the one intelligent guy in my clan
Advising male Feegles is very very hard
They’re brawny as cockroaches and dumber
So you should avoid the burial mounds
Unless you are a friend of the Kelda
And if you’re a lawyer then never come round
Their swords’ll glow blue - you’ll soon be gone
Ah for my life as a gonnagle, their bard
I’m the one intelligent guy in my clan
Advising male Feegles is very very hard
Imagine tiny, tattooed soccer hooligans!
Then try to unimagine them; you can’t
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Rocket bye baby, we're off to the stars
We're headin' to Venus, the Moon and to Mars
Rocket bye baby space is so deep
I'll sing you this song while you're goin' to sleep
The Moon is your blanket, the Earth is your bed
I'll give you the stars as a place for your head Sleep little baby at the close of the day
I'll rock you to sleep while you're flyin' away
We’ll cruise past Uranus and Jupiter’s moons
Then ring around Saturn while singin’ this tune
Pluto and Neptune are as cold as can be
While one the hottest is Mercury
We’ll swing past the planets, every last one
The Milky Way calls us away from the Sun
Fly through the stardust and nebulas too
Where shining bright galaxies beckon to you
So sleep in your cradle and dream of the ride
Your mother and father are here by your side
Our love will be with you wherever you are
Our wishes for you are as countless as stars
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Chant 1: Dreamers, Doers, Leaders
Maiden Mother Crone
Explorers Inventors, Healers
Maiden Mother Crone
My story’s been told and it’s older than time
Older than fables or nursery rhymes
They try me then try me then try to set fire to me
Though I’ve committed no crimes
Whatever the scene they aim to demean
Peasant, princess, servant, or queen
They try me then try me then cry to the sky
Unclean, obscene, and everything in between
No broom or bubbling cauldron
There’s no evil in my eye
But if whatever I do is called sin
Then I confess that I
I am nasty, I am timeless
I will not be silenced|
I am alive with fire and fury
And I will fight ‘til the tide has turned
We are nasty, we’re the forsaken
We will not be shaken
We are the daughters of the witches
Your fathers failed to burn
Chant 2: Sticks and stones, sticks and stones
You hide the truth behind your thrones
Destroy our names and steal our fame
Still women’s voices rise again
You say that you’re blessed, there’s no need to redress
Surely your best destiny’s manifest
Then profess I’m possessed, you detest and arrest
Me, And suggest I confess to my sin
But as you might have guessed, [I am] less than impressed
You’re obsessed, grotesque, and repressed, I request
I express my protest: Unless Yes is the Guest
I attest the oppressed cannot win
No broom or bubbling cauldron
There’s no evil in my eye
But if whatever I do is called sin
Then I confess that I
I am nasty, I am timeless
Dreamers, Doers, Leaders
I will not be silenced
Maiden Mother Crone
I am alive with fire and fury
Explorers, Inventors, Healers
And I will fight ‘til the tide has turned
Maiden Mother Crone
We are nasty, we’re the forsaken
Dreamers, Doers, Leaders
We will not be shaken
Maiden Mother Crone
We are the daughters of the witches
Explorers, Inventors, Healers
Your fathers failed to burn
Maiden Mother Crone
Sticks and stones, sticks and stones
You hide the truth behind your throne
Destroy our names and steal our fame
Still women’s voices rise again
No broom or bubbling cauldron
There’s no evil in my eye
But if whatever I do is called sin
Then I confess that I
I am nasty, I am timeless
I will not be silenced
I am alive with fire and fury
And I will fight ‘til the tide has turned
We are nasty, we’re the forsaken
We will not be shaken
We are the daughters of the witches
Your fathers failed to burn
Dreamers, Doers, Leaders
Maiden Mother Crone
Explorers Inventors, Healers
Maiden Mother Crone
We are nasty, we are timeless
We will not be silenced
We are the daughters of the witches
Your fathers failed to burn
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released November 15, 2023
Compilation and final production by Laughing Gull Records